tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21227307754168305652011-08-19T05:33:43.907-07:00Andrea Bradleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01127501557934753815noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2122730775416830565.post-21378202439029400432007-04-10T05:14:00.000-07:002011-08-19T05:14:12.293-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />So I went to this blog which had a link to this blog post. One of the comments was written by a woman who recently moved to Seattle. I'm coming up on my fourth anniversary here so I thought I'd head over to her blog to check out her experiences of recently moving to this fair city.<br /><br />She posted several photos of her apartment. The apartment looked kind of familiar. Then I realized she's one of my new downstairs neighbors! I haven't been this weirded out since I happened to look out my apartment window right as one of my co-workers walked by. (Since then, I've learned that he lives just a few blocks away.)<br /><br />I thought about commenting on her blog and saying hello, but, since I don't have a Live Journal account, I would have had to post anonymously. I thought that would be a little too creepy.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2122730775416830565-2137820243902940043?l=digressionville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andrea Bradleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01127501557934753815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2122730775416830565.post-3914784970675545872007-04-07T04:51:00.000-07:002011-08-19T04:51:15.328-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />That asswipes like this get chased out of human society by a mob wielding pitchforks and torches.<br /><br />"Hey there Lesotharians! I'm here to cure your AIDS. How am I gonna do that? By teaching you about Jesus. You see, I heard all about your AIDS crisis here and I thought I'd share the real cure with you. It's not going to be cured by newfangled drugs. AIDS will only be cured by my prayers, and don't forget to offer a substantial donation on your way out!<br /><br />Do I care that millions of Africans are suffering from the disease? No. Do I care that Africans are so desperate for a cure that some of them will do this and many of them will resort to believing assholes like me? Hell no. I'm just out for a profit. Praise Jesus!"<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2122730775416830565-391478497067554587?l=digressionville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andrea Bradleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01127501557934753815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2122730775416830565.post-84000207763985794392007-04-06T04:50:00.000-07:002011-08-19T04:50:52.739-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />So, did I look like a typical Seattle hipster to you? Did it look like you would get copies of this, or this, or maybe this? Ha! Well, I hope you'll enjoy Omara Portuondo, Antonio Carlos Jobim, and the Czecho-Slovak State Orchestra, you stupid bastard.<br /><br />Don't worry. I've learned my lesson. From now on, I will keep any valuables at the bottom of my backpack. The next time you, or one of your buddies, rifles through my bag, all you'll get is a handful of sweaty gym sock.<br /><br />I know the obsessive honesty of most Seattleites has made me complacent. Well, that complacency is in the past. Thank you Mr. Thief. Thank you.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2122730775416830565-8400020776398579439?l=digressionville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andrea Bradleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01127501557934753815noreply@blogger.com0